I'm sure youve all heard of the cute little cartoons called Smurfs. You may have even grown up with the little critters. But under closer examination these elf like creatures promote sex, drugs, and yes even communism.
(I have a news update about smerfett. Aparintly she is a product of Gargamell and was made solely to try and lure smurfs to his layer. In light of this new turn of events only more questions rise. How do smurfs reproduce, and if there is no gender distintion between smurfs then why are they all attracted to smurfett. Just some food for thought.
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Think about it What do they live in giant shrooms!! In order to construct a house like this they would have to consume quite allot of this intoxicating fungi. The Smurfs appearance also suggests drug usage, little blue men that run around in with stockings singing, La la la la Now that is a hallucination if I ever heard one.
Another major flaw in these seemingly innocent characters is the ploys on sex. Start by looking at their head I would not be surprised if those hats were rubber.
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Id also like to discuss the topic of socialism. Thats right the Smurfs are communist. They all look exactly the same with one exception, papa Smurf. Dont you find it ironic that the leader of the Smurfs should be cad in red. Also, look at their name is it an acronym? Socialistic Men Under Red Father coincidence? I think not.
So what are we going to do about these little blue comrades with shroom overdoseage, and condoms on their heads? Will we right a grievance to companies like Cartoon Network of course not. This is America. You will probably chuckle at my nifty little observation and forget about it tomorrow. GOD BLESS THE USA!
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