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marsupeal consperacy theory
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Beware the marsupeals people, they are out to get us. Read on...
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Many of us have gone to the zoo to see the cute little koala bears, or dreamt of one day going down under to see the kangaroos. WELL GET OVER IT! Dont let these playful creatures cute appearance fool you. Behind their button nosed faces lies a dark secret. Due to the fact that most humans make the generalization that all cute animals are sweet we have let the marsupials get the better of us. The marsupials have had to put up with things like, ooo how cute, and other baby talk for so long that they have planed our demise. So every chance they get to further their cause they take. I alone have discovered their plan. You may be wondering how I stumbled upon this little jewel of information. Well I'm just going to say, never again will I try to eat cereal with a sock over my head. Anyway they plan on eating so much eucalyptus plants that they evolve into monstrous eating machines. When they have accomplished this they will eat all of our sources of food. I have even witnessed zoo keepers helping them with their plan by feeding them. When I tried to tackle one of them to stop them from feeding the koalas they tied me up and sent me to the local jail. Seems like a cover-up to me. The only way we can stop them at this point is if we all buy baboons and train them to dance the electric slide when ever they hear Barbra Walters say the word fluff. Dont ask me why I know this.
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The cute little koala is the ringleader of this routy gang. His little beady eyes can be very plotting.
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With the help of you, melted marshmallows, Barbra Walters, and your pet baboon we can stop this impeding destruction of the human race.
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