This is a picture of me the creator of all this diabolical scheming. Stop laughing at my face and keep on reading.
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The following is a story, which is self-explanatory. It gives the best peak into my mind to date. Try not to read it all at once (you may develop a headache from the experience).
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As I sit hear in my global class I have decided to write down all my thoughts that might be of interest. This is assuming I have any thoughts all. The first thing I have noticed is my teacher; Mr. Dudek, is wearing a collared button down shirt. The odd thing about it is he has no pocket on it. This is most disturbing. How can one person feel complete when they have no pocket on their dress shirt? Even if they put on a tie, dress shirt, snazzy pants, and shiny shoes if there is no pocket all is lost. The pocket just brings the outfit together. Now Mr. Dudek is using words like oola and Joe public. Ive lost interest. Im bored. This whole writing down your thoughts thing is hard when you dont think much. Wow! After writing down that sentence allot of thoughts ran through my head. Most of those thoughts consisted of purple monkeys eating smelly apples, but I also had an insight that if I keep doing this someone may read it and insist my thoughts are genius, and by some fluke make me a famous philosopher and thinker. Hay, it looks like I have two noses if I cross my eyes. I have decided to give you a little background on myself. I grew up in a wonderful house with a wonderful family. So thats not what happened to me. What happened to me was that I started to draw I spent long hours in my basement creating wonderfully depicted renditions of cartoons. This lead to being segregated from the rest of the world. I became a sane man in an insane world. I showed this by standing on my head and throwing bananas at my fish. I now have the urge to dump buckets of paint on my friends. Im just kidding. I dont have friends. The last paragraph was completely made up. I didnt start acting like this because of being by my self. Its the opposite. While being with people I have studied them and have come to the conclusion that the good majority of people are nuts. So I have decided to mock their intelligence by playing with their minds. If any of you -normal- people are reading this Id like you to know that I find red jellybeans very satisfying. Once again Im lost for thoughts so Ill switch to Spanish -Blip- Me gusta la crusar leche verde -Blip- that means, -I like to cross green milk- Ok, now I have something to write about, MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! As Im sitting here writing this (now at lunch) the kids across the table are mocking another kids girl friend. Now it is obvious to me that none of them will have any kind of a relationship with the opposite sex. So who are they to judge the other kid. Once again I emphasize on the fact that MEAN PEOPLE SUCK. Now I will talk about the spelling of hiccough, no one knows how to spell it unless they look it up. Its true ask someone who doesnt have access to a source of spelling words and ask them. They will look at you blankly and say -Duh- If they dont then ether they didnt hear you or they are choking. If they are choking casually ask, -Are you choking?- If they dont answer then they are obviously faking it and will be fine. I just sharpened my pencil. I have the relaxed feeling as the freshly sharpened tip glides freely across the paper. If you dont know what I am talking about then put the paper down, go to the mall, and renounce the first mannequin you see as your leader. Now that Ive gotten rid of all the people stupid enough to listen to me we can talk about how stupid they are. Now if I had said, -Hay man, go jump out a window- or, -Go eat plaster- would you? Of course you would. All Id have to do was dress it up a bit. Thats why I came to the conclusion that people will just except the fact that marsupials are cooler. Think about it, what else would let you say, -My koala is a marsupial who eats eucaliptic leaves.- How cool is that sentence. its coast! Whats coast you ask? its my new expression. I got bored with words like -cool- -sweet- So I made my own. Now Im in my study hall with a dictionary on my head. I have the dictionary because I looked up hiccough and its on my head because Im bored. I wonder if Jeffry is bored right now (hes my blankie). All he does is sit on my bed. Who wouldnt get bored doing that? All of this brings me to the chia pet. WHO BUYS THOSE THINGS!?! They are all Barbies with green hair. All they do is sit on the stock shelves next to the clapper and those beds that fold up electronically. Those beds are evil. I once had a brother that went to a hospital that used those beds, and one of them folded up and ate him. If you are still reading this I congratulate you. After reading this explanation thats completely logical and understandable, you are probably wonder why I wrote this explanation thats completely logical and understandable (if youre normal) I have only one explanation
-THIS IS ME-
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